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A Careless Throw and a Broken Enclosure

I gave my son a baseball as a gift once and he always keeps it with him. He keeps in his pocket when he’s eating, he keeps it in his backpack at school, and when he’s sitting in his room, he throws and catches it. One day he was catching the ball in the bathroom with one hand while he was brushing his teeth. I’ve told him not to do that in the bathroom because he might break something, and he did. He broke the glass shower enclosure, so I needed a shower enclosure replacement in NJ.

Kids never listen to a word you say, unless there’s some kind of punishment involved. In order to make sure that my son wouldn’t toss the ball around where he wasn’t supposed to, I punished him by taking away his allowance for a year. I told him that the money from his allowance would go to paying for the new shower enclosure. He wasn’t too happy to hear that, but it’s for his own good. He tried to beg and plead with me to change my mind, but I refuse to give in. It’s the only way he’ll learn not to do something that I’ve told him not to do.

It’s been a while since the shower enclosure replacement was done. All things considered, the enclosure looks better than the one that my son broke, so there is a good side to all of this. My son is still mad that he doesn’t have an allowance, but he’ll get over it. Before he knows it, that year will go by quickly and he’ll be able to start getting money again, that is, if he doesn’t break anything else by tossing the baseball in the air. I think he’s learned his lesson, at least for now.

More blessings(Highly Confidential) – phishing email

Subject More blessings(Highly Confidential)
From Governor Emefiele
To Recipients
Date Mon 01:32
Good evening or good morning!

My name is Dr. Godwin Emefiele former governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN). I am currently under the custody of DSS in Nigeria for alleged embesslement of funds.

The present government of President Bola Ahmed Tinubu is witch-hunting me for running against him during the last general election in Nigeria while I was still the CBN governor.

To go straight to the point without much ado, I have some funds in USD with undisclosed bank in Europe, I want you to receive the funds before they trace it as they are currently busy investigating me and seizing all my assets and funds hiden for my retirement.

I wait for your postive response to enable me direct you on how you can receive the funds.

My kindest regards,

Dr. Godwin Emefiele

ESTATE BENEFICIARY – phishing email

My Greetings to You,

This Email is for your urgent attention, my name is Barrister Fred Peters Esq, a Family Attorney. It is my pleasure to forward this proposal to you for our mutual interest. In March 2016 to be precise my client (Late Rayan Adam) a contractor deposited a large sum of money for fixed deposit with a Private Bank on Victoria Island. Presently, I will not mention the amount of money that is involved until we have agreed to this Estate transaction.
My client unfortunately died 3 months before the maturity date and till date nobody has come to claim the fund. Recently, the bank has asked my Law office to provide the name of his relatives/ Next of Kin that will claim the fund. In view of this, I conducted a private search and discovered that my Late client did not have a traceable relative because he did not write his next of kin in the fixed deposit documents.

Considering the fact that he did mention his next of kin/relative who will eventually apply to claim the fund. I decided to contact you so that I can present you as the next of kin. “WITH MY ASSISTANCE AND INVOLVEMENT” my Law office will handle this transaction on your behalf and I will stand as your personal attorney. All the legal documents that will assist you claim this fund will be provided by me to prove you are the next of kin.
Kindly contact me by sending your :

(1)Your full names:
(2)your House address:
(3)your Age:
(4)Occupation and your Mobile Phone Number/ WhatsApp number by email, to enable me respond to you with more details / follow up.

Thanks, as I await your email Reply.

Regards

Barrister Fred Peters Esq
Legal Representative

Your Attention Is Required.!! – phishing email

UNITED BANK FOR AFRICA – AFRICA’S GLOBAL BANK
HEAD OFFICE ADDRESS UBA HOUSE
57 MARINA P.O. BOX 2406 LAGOS NIGERIA
phone no: +234 706 815 3659
FAX: 234 674 478 8273

I Am Mr.Kennedy Uzoka the director cash processing united bank for African the international monetary fund (I.M.F.) in conjunction with Organization of African Unity (A.U) is compensating all the scam victims with $1.500.000.00USD and your email address was found in the scam victim’s, the united bank for African and Federal Reserve Bank has been mandated by the (I.M.F) to pay your compensation ($1.500, 000.00USD) in cash through means of diplomatic courier service hand delivery.

Take note that Three thousand united states dollars (usd$3,000) have been mapped out for all expenses in taxes and other documents that matters. Therefore, kindly forward your home address, direct phone number to the below email address
mrkdyuzkub56@gmail.com

Regards,
Mr.Kennedy Uzoka
Director cash processing unit
United bank of Africa. (U.B.A).
Phone no: +234 706 815 3659

Attention – Congolese Revolutionary Front (CRF phishing email

Dear Sir/Ma,

I am sending this email on behalf of the Congolese Revolutionary Front (CRF),

I am inquiring if your company can supply Toyota Hilux Vehicles to our revolutionary movement in Drc Congo.We shall make upfront payment before the supply.

You don’t have to send shipment directly to Drc Congo. The shipment could be sent to Mombasa Seaport Kenya, and we shall handle the rest ourselves to Dr Congo.

Let me hear from you.

Regards,

David Moussavou

Email: david_moussavou@yahoo.com

Congolese Revolutionary Front (CRF)

Doris Gomo – phishing email

Dear Friend,

My Name is Miss Doris Gomo from Cote d’Ivoire, I’m 16 years old
originated from Bondoukou, Côte d’Ivoire . I believe that it is
better we know each other better because I believe that any good
relationship will only last if it is built on trust and mutual
understanding.

Please I want you to read this letter very carefully and I must
apologize for barging this message into your mailbox without any
formal introduction due to the urgency and confidentiality of
this issue.

I lost my parents through the crises war last time in Congo RDP,
he is a gold miner, my uncle conspired and sold my father’s
properties and left nothing for me, on a faithful morning I
opened my late father’s room which I saw a briefcase and I opened
it there I found documents in which indicated that my late father
deposited amount of money in one of the bank in London in my name
as his next of kin.

I have contacted the bank by call and by email to withdraw the
money so that I can start a better life and take care of myself.
The branch manager of the bank whom I emailed told me that my
father’s instruction to the bank was that the money should be
released to me only when I am married or if I present a trustee
who will help me and invest the money overseas.

I have chosen to contact you and I believe that you will not
betray my trust on you, though you may wonder why I so soon
revealed myself to you without knowing you well, I am convince
that you are the real person to help me out. I will disclose much
to you if you can assist me to relocate to your country because
my wicked uncle has threatened to assassinate me. The amount
involved is $10.5 Million Dollars with some kilos of Gold Bars
and I have confirmed from the bank in London where the Gold BARS
were deposited. You will also help me to place the money in a
more profitable business venture in your country.

However you will help me by recommending a nice university in
your country so that I can complete my education, it is my
intention to compensate you with 30% from the total money for
your noble assistance and the balance shall be my capital for
establishment after my school.

In receipt of your below information’s, I will summit a letter of
introduction/recommendation to the bank immediately in your name
as my trustee. Please read this proposal as urgent and contact me
with your information below: here is my private email address.
( dorisgomo4@gmail.com )

1. Name In full:………
2. Address:…………..
3. Nationality:……….
4. Age:………
5. Sex……….
6. Occupation: ……….
7. Marital Status:…….
8. Phone………

Yours Faithfully,

Miss Doris Gomo.

There’s Always Someone Who Can Fix It

Last week, my central heating system shut off in the middle of the day. I messed around with it, but I couldn’t tell there was nothing wrong with it. Normally I would call my cousin to do repair jobs around the house, but he was out of the country on vacation, so I had to find someone to do a HVAC repair in NYC. I didn’t know anyone else who could do it, leaving me to rely on some of the local companies. What I didn’t count on is how many companies there actually are in my area. There were a lot, and they all looked good.

Since all of the companies seemed good enough for the job of repairing my heating system, I simply picked one at random. I figured that the company would probably take a couple of days to come out to my home to perform the repairs, especially since it was around the time where a lot of people would have trouble with their heating systems due to the extra use they get, but they were actually able to come to my home the same day I called them. I’ve had various repair people come a week after calling them, so this was a shock to me.

An hour later, my heating system was working, and I didn’t even need my cousin to do it. He sent me a message from his vacation, telling me about all of the exciting things that he was doing. I told him about my heating problem and he said he would look at it when he got back. When I told him that it was already fixed, he was shocked, because I always rely on him for repairs. I think he felt a little sad about it, but I guess I can find something else for him to fix.

Dear Honest Partner – phishing email

REV JAMES ABEL OF
FIRST BANK OF NIGERIA LTD
35 Marina P. O. Box 5216,
LAGOS- NIGERIA.

Dear Honest Partner.

I need your assistance to transfer the sum of $7.500.000.00
Million Dollars out of my bank to a foreign country.This fund has
been dormant for a very long time and my bank does not know about
it.I will put your name as the real owner of this fund and i will
present you to the bank.

At the end of the successful transfer of this fund to your bank
account.We are to share it 70% 30%.70% for you and 30% for me.I
will come down to your country and receive my own share of the
fund to avoid any detection from my bank and government.

However,all i need is a trustworthy person.Reply me with your
direct phone number and country of origin so that i can call you
and brief you more about this transaction.

Please note that,this transaction is risk free and safe,because i
have all the documents as proof.

Yours truly,
Rev. James Abel
+2348034455001
(Director International Remittance Department)
Email: rev.jamesabel1@gmail.com

SONCAP certificate for 2023 – phishing email

***SPAM*** SONCAP CERTIFICATE FOR YEAR 2023.
Contact photo
From Standard organisation of nigeria on 2023-02-15 10:25
Details Plain text
Soncap certificate 2023.html
(~135 KB)
The renewed SONCAP certificate for 2023 is attached.

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waiting for your reply – United bank of Africa -phishing mail

From Desk Of Mr. Amhed Idris
Plot #21 Macpherson Close Victoria Island
Lagos-Nigeria
Tel:(+234)09067930325 —– Direct number

For Your Payment Valued US$ 10.5 Million USD

Dear: Beneficiary

It’s my wish to inform you about the new development concerning your
approved ATM Cash Card payment of 10.5 Million United States
Dollars,The Board of Trustees and United Nation executives has
finalised with the Federal Ministry of Finance to process and release
the Amount to you through our Corresponding Bank of Settlement First
Bank Nigeria and the delivery will be carried out by Banker’s Courier
Service.

Two days ago one Mr.Raymond Scow Kendel from Florida United States
sent to us a message stating that he was a family member of yours and
he made us to understood that you died last month due to Corona Virus
pandemic that you have willed to him your approved funds when you were
still living battling with virus, So he said he will all his funds in
the bank to him demanding the released as he is trying to stand as
your next of kin to you as Inheritance but we are still waiting to see
if you will respond to this email within Seven bank working days
perhaps this will be the last notification to you.

The First Bank Board of Directors has warned us to be very careful in
our dealings with Mr.Raymond Scow Kendel and that was the very reason
we ignored any message from him but still waiting to see if you will
respond to this alert message for us to be sure that you are still
alive before we tell you the next line of action and the best way you
can received your approved funds without any further delay on it.But
at the same time your Loaded ATM CARD delivery fees is just $150
therefore your urgent respond will Determine if you will send the
delivery fees to enable us dispatch the Card to your address or we
should return to Mr.Raymond Scow Kendel for the delivery of the Card.

Stated below is his Bank Account information provided for us to wire the funds.

Bank Name:JP Morgan Chase Bank
Address:270 Park Avenue, Reno Nevada, NV 10017
Bank Swift Code:CHASUS33
Routing Transit Number:021000021
Account No:4021-765783-300
Beneficiary Name:Mr.Raymond Scow Kendel

Awaiting for your urgent and immediate responses and Kindly respond on
time to enable us deliver your approved ATM Card without any further
delay.

Thank you,

Yours faithfully,

Mr.Ahmed Idris
Mr.Peter Uche(ATM Customer Service)
Plot #21 Macpherson Close Victoria Island
Lagos-Nigeria
Tel(+234)09067930325—– Direct number